newmanplz

Hi! Welcome to Progressive! How may I help you two?

_{This bitch is nothing but a piece of crap.}

You are nothing but a piece of crap.

Excuse me?

_{A piece of crap.}

A piece of crap.

_{I find you extremely ugly.}

I find you extremely ugly.

_{You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.}

You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.

_{I loathe you.}

I loathe you.

THAT'S IT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!

_{Make us.}

Make us!